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SpainXReader .::Gangnam Style::. Crack/Drabble

"Hey, Antonio~!" you called, trotting up to your boyfriend.

"Hola, mi amor!" he said, wrapping an arm around your waist as you sat down on the couch with him, "Whats up? You look like you have something on your mind."

"Oh it's nothing." you smiled, resting your head on his shoulder.

"You know when you say it's nothing I automatically assume you spent all the money in my bank account, right?" he laughed, looking down at you.

"What?" you said, confused.

"Just tell me what's on your mind, chica." he stated.

"Well....." you began, "You know that new song Gangnam Style?"

"Yeah." he laughed.

"I was wondering if you could tell me what all th

BTTXReader - F.A.G

You were casually sitting in a (fave color) bean bag chair at your house, playing some mindless video games in the dark. The next thing you knew the light had been turned on. You drop your controller, hid under the bean bag chair and started hissing at the light.

The chair was lifted off you and you squinted in the light, only to see three smiley faces. The pale one, Gilbert. The tan one, Toni. And the perverted one, Francis.

You groaned, "Ugh, it's you three." and stood up.

"Chica, you really need to get out more." Antonio stated, referring to your little.... incident when they turned on the light.

You sighed, "I knowww...."

You reached

Prussia x Reader ~ Touched

Touched

You walked around the alleys, through short-cuts, roads, estates, until...
-Here we are! – You exclaimed happily, clenching your fists in pride.
You successfully found "Club Carbon".
It was the biggest and loudest club in the country, even celebrities sometimes visited it. The music was loud, but bad-ass, the drinks could even persuade the Holiest man to do things they'd never do...And the people...
Oh, the people!
You weren't interested in girls, in fact, you counted them as rivals.
Well, sometimes you came around a club or two with your friends, Elizabeta and Bella, sometimes with Natalia, but today was not the case.

DenmarkXReader- Danish Kisses and Red Waitresses

You sighed happily as you skipped down the sidewalk, on your way to your new job. Your friend Mathias Køhler had opened a pastry shop and cafe called 'The King's', mostly selling different flavored danishes and supplier of your morning coffee. He needed a little extra help, so you decided to apply for the job and he hired you instantly.

Arriving at the cute little shop that had yet to be open you took a deep breath, then opened to door and walked inside. The shop smelled beautifully of sweet dough and icing. As well as different fruits lingering their scent in the air. You inhaled and smiled.

The minute you closed the door, a happy Dane wal

PrussiaXChubby!Reader- The Internet Cannot Lie

You sighed as you flipped through television channels while your friend, Gilbert, used your computer(probably going on MLP and Brony blogs and managing his own) because Ludwig kicked him off his. You sighed again, louder this time, hoping to bring to his attention that he's been on your computer blogging for about seven hours now... While inaudibly mumbling to himself.

You sighed even louder. Still no response.

Now you cleared your throat rather bluntly. Silence.

Now you went from noises to the actual word, "Ahem!", which was still to no avail.

Finally, you just said, "Gilbert, I wanna go on the computer. I need to go on deviantart and se

PrussiaxReader Kisses -Oneshot-

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PrussiaxReader Kisses -Oneshot-
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You unwrapped the chocolate bar and took a small nimble. It was a normal Saturday afternoon, kids playing in the park while adults talk among each other. You ,eating a chocolate bar in your porch, yawn with sleepiness and frown of boredom. With another small bite from your chocolate, you heard the front gate open. You peek to see who it was. It was nothing, just the sexy, awesome, your childhood crush, Gilbert Beilschmidt. He cheerfully skipped toward you.

"_______ do you want a kiss~?" he asked having a devilish smile.

Hearing those words, yo

PrussiaxReader - Words Beginning With 'A'"You have 1 new chat request" read the little notice on your computer screen.
You were in your bedroom on the top floor of your two-storey house, working on your [favourite subject] assignment that was due in two weeks' time. You sighed and minimised your Word window, before clicking on the notice. Up popped your chat box.
"AwesomePrussian: What's up, ___?"
Oh great. It was Gilbert, the most annoying guy you knew.
"You: What do YOU want?"
"AwesomePrussian: You, schatz. Come on, play nice. Long time, no type. What have you been doing?"
"You: I was chatting with you about 15 minutes ago. And I'm doing homework. You remember homework, right? That stuff that our teachers give us to work on at home?"
"AwesomePrussian: It was longer than that. And I'm far too awesome to be doing such menial things as homework. Besides, I'm not at home, so doing it now would defeat the point of 'homework'."
"You: Yeah, probably more like twenty minutes.

You Are What You Eat - Prussia (x) Reader

You pushed open the door to Germany's house. “Guten Tag, bros!” You greeted, slamming the door behind you. You were immediately forced into a hug by Italy. “Ciao, bella!” He smiled.
“Hey, Pasta.”
Italy pulled out of the hug and looked at you curiously. “Pasta? Where?”
You laughed. “I meant, you, Italy.”
“Why you call me pasta?”
“Because, as they say, you are what you eat.” You answered.
“Oh, well that makes sense. I LOVE pasta! In fact...” Italy skipped off into the kitchen at the same time Prussia was coming out.
“So you are what you eat, hu

The Perfect Relationship. - Prussia x Reader.

You smiled lightly, acknowledging that your boyfriend, Gilbert, was standing across from you in the train. His hand embracing the railing and texting at the same time.

You took out your phone as you received a text almost instantaneously.

"Fancy meeting you here, beautiful." The two of you exchanged smiles as you texted back.

"Yes, the awesome Gilbert. I didn't know you took this train. Didn't you always take the R?"

You shoved the phone back into your pocket as you heard him snap his fingers, noticing that he motioned for you to check the device again.

"Train was dead halfway down Lineyard Street station ): -" You stopped rea

Outgoing!S.ItalyxCrossdressing!Reader -Oneshot-

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Outgoing!S.ItalyxCrossdressing!Reader Cute -Oneshot- ((

AmericaXReader .::Tousled Hair::.

You awoke at the dawn of morning with the bright light peeking through the curtains and hitting the delicate flesh of your face. You felt a strong, familiar arm slung across your waist protectively as the person behind you slept peacefully. With a content sigh you rolled over and kissed the tip of his nose to awaken him. He immediately awoke, seemingly a bit surprised, but once he saw your face the blonde relaxed and stared lovingly into your eyes with a small smile plastered upon his adorably sexy face. He leaned over and placed a gentle kiss on the bridge of your nose as well and you giggled happily.

"Mornin' babe~." he greeted, sitting up

Neko!Prussia x ReaderNeko!Prussia x Reader

Request for : NaruSasu24

A white fluffy cat sat on the top of a large bookshelf,his fuzzy head almost touching the top,with a German flag collar around his neck.His red eyes scanned over his owner's large living room,who was still down in the basement and this kitty was hungry.

He hopped down and went to the dark,cracked basement door.He pawed open the door as the sunlight lit the dark hallway,as his stomach growled for food.

Slowly he started his decent down the starts and through the moldy smelling basement,there were many antiques and other old items scattered about the musky old room.He heard the sounds of chanti

PrussiaXReader -Our life after that war- One shot!

beep....beep....beep...

Prussia continued to listen to the slow, and calm beeping, that represented your heart beat. He sat on a chair beside your bed, your fragile hand in his. He ducked his head as he watched you sleep peacefully.

Flashbacks of the war ran through his head. Many injured countries, and you were one of them.

He knew you were strong, he knew you could handle yourself, and he knew you turn out fine. But in the end, he knew you would lose if you were up against him.

"I'm sorry," he whispered to you, not really caring that you weren't awake to hear him. It was his fault that you were lying in a hospital bed, battered and bru

(2) He+She=We [Prussia x Reader]Waking up that morning, Gilbert wondered if he was still dreaming. He woke up before she did, at the crack of dawn, like always. It was an unbreakable habit from his soldier days. For once, though, he didn't mind being up early. This time, the girl he loved was wrapped around him like a blanket. Resting her head on his chest, she was finally breathing easy after a night of tears.

Speaking of which, Ivan had never came back that night. A few hours after they had arrived, she had received a call from the hospital, confirming her worst fears. The tears really started pouring like a waterfall, then.

And while Gilbert was remarkably more sober t

Playing Games (PrussiaxReader)

A Hetalia fanfiction
Playing Games
PrussiaxReader, Oneshot

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“Let’s play a game.”

“No.” You looked down at your exam preparations and continued to study, writing in your notebook as you did.

“Come on! What’s wrong with playing games? I’m bored.”

“Can’t you see I’m studying for my exams, Gilbert?” You still refused to gaze at him, instead focusing on your impossibly complex textbooks and test prep workbooks. Why the hell did he have to come to you now, of all times, when you had to study? “C’mon—I’ll play a game with you

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PrussiaXReader .::Sex Positions::. Crack/Drabble

by ~Wildheart63, Oct 28, 2012, 10:31:05 PM
Fan Art / Fan Fiction / Romance

You sat bored on the couch with your albino boyfriend. You were both sitting upside down next to each other as you watched TV. Though TV wasn't really your thing(you preferred anime), you put up with it for your awesome man.

You were both watching Ghost whisperer for no apparent reason whatsoever. Suddenly a commercial came on and the first words that were said were, "What's your favorite sex position?" and you quickly shut the TV off.

"See, Gil.... That's why I stick to anime." you said, quite weirded out by that question.

"Kesesesese!" Gilbert laughed, "Und zhat, frau, is vhy I stick to TV. You have no idea vhat you see on TV."

"Hm...." you grunted, the blood beginning to rush to your head.

........

..............

"Sooo~," Gilbert began, "Vhat is your favorite sex position?"

"What!?" you exclaimed, not believing your own ears.

.... Well, this is Gilbert we're talking about......

"You heard me!" he said.

"Ummmm......." you began, a little creeped out, "I wouldn't know..... I've never had sex before."

"YOU'VE NEVER HAD SEX BEFORE!?"

Gilbert shot upright, looking at you in utter disbelief. You sat up as well and said, "Nope."

"Kesese~" he chuckled, "I, personally, vould sveep(sweep) you off your feet and bed you if you'd only let me~."

You just rolled your eyes, "What's the big deal about sex positions anyway?"

"Vhat's zhe big deal? Vhat's zhe big deal!? You've got to be kidding me (Name)! Sex positions are vhat make zhe vorld go 'round!"

You just gave him a look like, 'You are the biggest dummkompf I've ever met.' and said, "Ah geez...."

"How many positions do you even know?" he asked

..... Awkward conversation startiiiiinnnnnnnnnnggg......

NOW!

"Umm..." you thought for a minute, "Doggy-Style..... and 69." you said.

"ZHAT'S ALL YOU KNOW!?" He yelled, completely flabbergasted.

"Yup," you said, "I didn't know there were more..."

"Frau, zhere are SO many more." he stated.

"Aaaaand I have a feeling you're about to tell me them, aren't you?" you sighed.

"Vhat kind of a boyfriend vould I be if I didn't?" he asked.

"I don't know," you said sarcastically, "A normal one?"

He just laughed his strangely attractive laugh and began, "Vell, zhere's zhe butterfly, zhe side-saddle cowgirl, zhe raised missionary, zhe lazy doggie, zhe reverse spoon, zhe stand and deliver, zhe plough, zhe reverse cowgirl, zhe classic 69, zhe reverse stand and deliver, zhe rocking chair-"

"Do I even want to know how you know all this?" you interrupted him.

"Vait, zhere's more." he said, "Zhen zhere's zhe classic doggie-style, zhe crab, zhe classic spoon, zhe classic missionary, zhe vheelbarrow, zhe clam, zhe underdog, zhe cradle, zhe pearl, zhe cobra, zhe side dish, zhe extended doggie, zhe villow(willow), zhe tobaggan.... My personal favorite. Zhere's also zhe G-Drive, und zhe roaring dragon."

".... Are you finished?" you asked, wondering what the fuck all of those positions could even be!

"Yes.... Vell, no. Zhere's a lot more, but I won't go into detail." he said, "I'll spare you your innocence."

"I'm so grateful." you rolled your eyes.

"Or...... I could show you zhem."

............

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"You really know how to get in a girl's pants." you said as he crawled over top of you on the cushiony bed.

He shrugged, "I try~."

PrussiaXReader .::Sex Positions::. Crack/Drabbleby ~Wildheart63

Fan Art / Fan Fiction / Romance

I don't know.

It's one thirty am.

And I know know.....

I don't usually write drabbly crack that has no point

But I felt like doing it.

Oh, and don't ask me how I know all these positions

And don't ask me what they are,

I'll just leave that to your imagination.

I do not own Prussia or Hetalia.

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~KitKatx0 May 12, 2013

My favorite number is 69...and No wonder My friend laughed at me when I asked what a BJ was

~facebook16 May 4, 2013

O.O oh my

~KaraAkuma Apr 21, 2013

That moment when you are the perviest creature in your class and know more than the guys ...yet you never had sex and haven't kissed a guy for more than 2 years now....and yeah, my pint is I know all of those positions and even more....

*deep breath*

~clowcard123 Apr 12, 2013

i don't even know any of these. Sometimes I hear my friends mention the number 69 and they all start laughing and stuff, I just stand there confused. Now, I know o_o.