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"Hey, Antonio~!" you called, trotting up to your boyfriend.

"Hola, mi amor!" he said, wrapping an arm around your waist as you sat down on the couch with him, "Whats up? You look like you have something on your mind."

"Oh it's nothing." you smiled, resting your head on his shoulder.

"You know when you say it's nothing I automatically assume you spent all the money in my bank account, right?" he laughed, looking down at you.

"What?" you said, confused.

"Just tell me what's on your mind, chica." he stated.

"Well....." you began, "You know that new song Gangnam Style?"

"Yeah." he laughed.

"I was wondering if you could tell me what all the words mean, please!?" you practically begged him, "I've been trying to figure out what it means for AGES now!"

Toni looked at you with a confused look for a second and then burst out laughing, "If that's what you want to know, then you're asking the wrong person. Gangnam Style is Korean."

You just gave him the craiplz face and said, "R-Really? Y-You're kidding me, right???"

"Nope, senorita. You're going to have to go ask Im Yong Soo." he said with a wink.

"B-But he scaaarrrrresssss meeeeeee!" you cried, clinging to his shirt, "Don't you see the way he always gropes Kiku's non-existent breasts!?"

"There there, (Name). He's not scary." he said, petting your (h/c) hair.

You let got of him and sighed, "Oh well..... I guess my dreams will never com true..."

"Dreams?" he asked, giving you a funny look.

"Yeah.... To have something Gangnam Style." you explained, "BUT IF I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS I CAN'T HAVE ITTT!" you cried, throwing your arms up in despair.



"Heh~," Toni chuckled darkly, "I know one thing you can have Gangnam Style~."

You gasped in excitement, "Really!?" You beamed up at him with the most adorable little :3 kitty face possible, "What!?"

R.I.P Virginity
I wrote this

While listening to Gangnam Style

And fearing for my sanity from my Astraphobia....

Astraphobia + Hurricane Sandy = FEELS GO BOOM

GANGNAM STYLE ----> [link]

You :iconsaysplz: ":iconcraiplz: R-Realy!? Y-You're kidding me, right!?"

Your virginity = :iconripplz:

Why do all of my crack fics end in sexual references?

Also for the hundred theme challenge

#39. Dreams

Hope you like it~!

I don't own Spain, his sexy ass or Hetalia. :iconsadfaceplz:

Original Picture ---> Bitch link will not work.... so find it on your own.... I don't own it....

You ----> :iconsexyspainplz:

Comments are encouragedPlease Comment!?!? :icondontkillmeplz:
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Shaliliathehedgehog Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
At least my virginity was taken by a sexy Spaniard........ :iconblushingplz:
Annikoko Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2014   Artist
MY VIRGINITY IS GONE LIKE (Insert name of a random person) NOOOOO D: WHY CRUEL WORLD WHY?!! I NEED THIS FOR REAL LIFE AND WHEN I REALLY DOE LOSE MY 'real' VIRGINITY (never will happen why am i raging ugh) Now i need to get back to the song of alpaca sad love.
Miss-Inuyasha Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
LOL that ending though
yoailove101 Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
anonymous2003 Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2014  Student Writer
OMFG! That was fuckin hilarious!
ThePrincessPsycho Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2014  Student Filmographer
      R.I.P. Virginity 
    The Pain Inside,
      Was To Much,
    It Broke My Walls

*sobs* W-WHY?! *falls down on my knee in front of my virginity's casket* W-WHY MY VIRGINITY?! IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MEEEE!!! *sobs uncontrollably*  Romano (Cries) [V4] 
Jewelthehedgehogfox Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Annikoko Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2014   Artist
Wheres-a the funeral-a? TELL MEH PLZ i wanna host my virginitys funeral with a complete stranger
ThePrincessPsycho Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2014  Student Filmographer
The funeral is at... oh wait... I LOST THE ADDRESS, JUST LIKE THE VIRGINITY!!! *Sobs harder*
Annikoko Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2014   Artist
-pats your back then quickly runs off to my corner and cries forever- WHYYTHEHECKDIDUTAKEOURVIRGINITYSPAIN?! >~<
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