"Hey, Antonio~!" you called, trotting up to your boyfriend.
"Hola, mi amor!" he said, wrapping an arm around your waist as you sat down on the couch with him, "Whats up? You look like you have something on your mind."
"Oh it's nothing." you smiled, resting your head on his shoulder.
"You know when you say it's nothing I automatically assume you spent all the money in my bank account, right?" he laughed, looking down at you.
"What?" you said, confused.
"Just tell me what's on your mind, chica." he stated.
"Well....." you began, "You know that new song Gangnam Style?"
"Yeah." he laughed.
"I was wondering if you could tell me what all the words mean, please!?" you practically begged him, "I've been trying to figure out what it means for AGES now!"
Toni looked at you with a confused look for a second and then burst out laughing, "If that's what you want to know, then you're asking the wrong person. Gangnam Style is Korean."
You just gave him the craiplz face and said, "R-Really? Y-You're kidding me, right???"
"Nope, senorita. You're going to have to go ask Im Yong Soo." he said with a wink.
"B-But he scaaarrrrresssss meeeeeee!" you cried, clinging to his shirt, "Don't you see the way he always gropes Kiku's non-existent breasts!?"
"There there, (Name). He's not scary." he said, petting your (h/c) hair.
You let got of him and sighed, "Oh well..... I guess my dreams will never com true..."
"Dreams?" he asked, giving you a funny look.
"Yeah.... To have something Gangnam Style." you explained, "BUT IF I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS I CAN'T HAVE ITTT!" you cried, throwing your arms up in despair.
.....
........
"Heh~," Toni chuckled darkly, "I know one thing you can have Gangnam Style~."
You gasped in excitement, "Really!?" You beamed up at him with the most adorable little :3 kitty face possible, "What!?"
R.I.P Virginity
WHAT.
??????
crack...
*cling*